A Lettuce Leaf
Okay, this is mainly for the girls, I thought
it would be fun to seriously discuss how to select the juiceiest
and crispiest lettuce leaf - hey! We singles people have got
to keep in shape! You never know, "the one" may
be around the corner and when you bump into him/her, you'll
need to ensure they don't just bounce straight off! This is
serious stuff...
I'll start with my number 1 piece of advice
when selecting a lettuce leaf, make sure it has a really big,
juicy caterpiller sat with a wide, replete grin plastered
on his/her face. There's your vitamins and protein all packaged
nicely in that one leaf. The danger here, of course is, if
you were to bump into "the one" around the very
next corner they may not notice they had bumped into you at
all and if you happened to be standing sideways at the time,
they probably won't even notice you.
Okay, this is a strategy I'll have to re-think...
